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One more reason porn is better for you than religion

profxm, May 4, 2012

It turns out, porn sites are less likely to infect your computer with a virus or spy ware than are religious websites. Why, you ask? Because porn sites actually care about users coming back to their site because they are trying to make money. Thus, they don’t want their users getting viruses from their site. Religious sites, on the other hand, don’t care as much about their readers. Or, well, maybe those running religious websites just don’t know what they are doing. Either way, the next time you’re caught surfing porn sites, tell the person who caught you that you’re just trying to avoid getting a virus!

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  1. chanson says:
    May 6, 2012 at 1:23 am

    Too funny!

    It’s not exactly what I expected, but when you think about it, there’s a certain logic…

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